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Oyster Omelet, garnished with
pearls
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ver wonder why oysters are considered an aphrodisiac? Take a good
look at one and see if it reminds you of anything. If nothing rings
a bell, ask your guy. He'll have an idea.
Raw oysters contain rare amino acids in oysters
that increase levels of the sex hormones testosterone in males and
estrogen in females. Cooking reduces, but doesn't eliminate, these
beneficial ingredients!
This dish is good for those who like the flavor
(and the effect!) but prefer not to take their oysters "straight."
This is perfect for the 'morning after', but let Aunt Rose warn you:
don't make this if you need to be anywhere soon!
He may not find a pearl in his oysters, but you
can whet his appetite with these 'sides' ...
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| Ingredients: |
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| 4 eggs |
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| 3 T. water |
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1/4 tsp. hot sauce
(Tabasco is the best) |
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| 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce |
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| 2 T. butter |
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| 1 pint fresh oysters, drained |
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Directions:
Turn oven on to broil. In large bowl, crack
the eggs, add the water, hot sauce, and Worcestershire. Whisk together
until fluffy. Melt the butter in a skillet over low/med heat; add
the egg mixture.
Cook until you see a few bubbles breaking
on top, then add the oysters. Place skillet in oven under broiler,
and let the omelet broil a minute or two (just until the edges of
the oysters curl).
Remove skillet and with a wide spatula, carefully
fold the omelet over itself. Cut in half, and serve with champagne
and raspberries.
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Be his pearl!
'Body Necklace' of faux pearls
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Serving suggestion
The perfect accompaniment for oysters,
of course, is pearls.
And you'll command his attention as you're
serving this dish if you're wearing this unique "Body Necklace" of
faux pearls. It's like not wearing anything at all, except for how
the shimmering strands of beads accentuate your curves!
I can't promise what kind of a tip you'll
get, but you'll enjoy how the four strands of faux pearls that make
up the G-string bottom tickle and massage you with every move you
make.
To see more details of this outfit,
put your cursor over the picture on the right. If you like what you
see, just click for complete details about ordering.
On the side
When you serve the oyster omelet,
don't
Pearl beaded prolong ring
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forget to give him another special "dish" (aside from yourself!)
This nifty little toy features "pearl" beads
and is guaranteed to give your guy a lift. And you'll enjoy its effects,
too.
This stretchy silicone ring's beads move back
and forth to give him extra stimulation, and they also massage his
partner with every stroke. The unique design improves circulation,
helps him stay harder, longer without causing any discomfort.
Ummmmmmmm.
Enjoy unique sensations
as you move
G-string bottom features 4 strands of faux pearls to
tickle and caress you.
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Pretty package tied
up with a bow
Decorative touch on the back of the faux-pearl thong
is this silky bow.
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Open-front bra hides
nothing
Faux-pearl strands outline and accentuate the breasts.
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Erotic playthings
Intimate jewelry
Adult card & board games
Massage oils & lotions
Cock rings & male vibes
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This omelet is made from oysters, scientifically proven
to boost libido.
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More sexy outfits
Teddies & babydolls
Dresses & gowns
Hosiery & bodystockings
Fantasy costumes
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Aunt Rose's Guaranteed Man-buster
Dinner
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h, my. Once he gets a taste of this, he ain't gonna go nowhere else
for the night. Now, I like my fancy food -- lobster and artichokes
are a dream -- but I'd give them up anytime for this dish.
Start with crusty rolls and cold beer.
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| Ingredients: |
| 1 ham |
| 4-6 potatoes, cut into cubes |
| 2-4 carrots, cut into large slices |
| 1/2 head cabbage |
Directions:
Make sure the ham you buy is pre-cooked,
not a picnic. And not a country ham (which needs to be soaked
for hours to get the salt out.) Smithfield is a good brand.
Undo the wrappings on your ham and place
in a very large pot. Cover with water; bring to a boil. Simmer
for about 1 1/2 hours, then add the potatoes and carrots. Simmer
for at least another 30 minutes until ham is falling off the
bone and vegetables are tender. Add cabbage; let the cabbage
steam on top of the ham and other veggies for 15 minutes or
so.
Yum!
This simple but tasty and colorful dish will appeal to
any meat-and-potatoes loving man.
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Sassy waitress
Offer your guy service with a smile in this fantasy costume's
apron and crotchless panties
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Serving suggestion
This is the kind of all-American food you'd
expect to find in a down-home diner or roadhouse. So what could be more perfect
than to have it served by a sexy, sassy waitress?
Play the part in this outfit, which combines an apron-style
top with naughty crotchless panties and cute, frilly armbands.
Maybe you can accent the outfit with an order pad and a
pencil stuck behind your ear! Now you just need to decide whether you're going to
be "Alice" or "Flo."
Queen-size
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To see the rear view, hover your
mouse cursor over the picture to the right. Click to get more information on
the outfit, or to order one for yourself. Or place cursor on thumbnail picture
to check out the Queen-size version for a BBW (big, beautiful waitress!)
On the side
Dual vibe "Cock Rocker" hits the spot for both him and her. Click the picture for more info.
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Serve with a smile, this outfit and this toy tucked in
a napkin. Oh MY!
It's made of clear silicone, fits snugly around him, and has two lipstick-size
cordless vibrators. Well, girls, you can guess where the top one goes: right against your clitoris.
The second vibrator rests against his scrotum, giving gentle stimulation to his
balls. The vibes are independently controlled so you can each get exactly the rhythm and intensity you prefer.
This clever gadget is guaranteed to make you both forget about dessert!
Service with a smile in a fantasy waitress outfit
Play the role of a naughty waitress in a revealing apron-like top and matching crotchless panties.
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Service with a smile in a queen-size waitress outfit
Be a naughty waitress in apron-like top and matching crotchless panties that flatter a voluptuous figure.
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Perfect Carolina Crab Cakes
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weeties, it doesn't matter if you live on the coast or not; you can
still make and serve up these fabulous crab cakes that are simply
heaven. Your Aunt Rose lives in a ramshackle old house near the Atlantic
Ocean, and she's made an endless amount of crab cakes and this is
her best recipe. Your man will literally drool. Don't make these unless
you can handle this.
| Ingredients: |
| 1 pound crabmeat (fresh is best, but pasterized is fine) |
| 6 saltine crackers |
| 1 egg white |
| 1 T Old Bay Seasoning (or some cayenne pepper, garlic, and
paprika) |
| 3 T. mayonaise |
| Small splash of lemon juice |
| 2 T. Olive oil or butter |
Directions:
Mix all ingredients well, except the
crabmeat (leave that to the very last). Heat oil or butter in
skillet until bubbly; carefully fold in crabmeat to egg mixture.
Then, even more carefully, shape mixture into patties and place
in skillet. Cook 2-3 minutes each side, or until patties are
lightly brown.
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Serving suggestion
Serving suggestion
Serve with lemon slices, a pat of butter,
and this interesting ensemble.
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Classic Carolina crab cakes are hearty and filling, but
with delicate flavor.
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